New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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