This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
More tranny stories later!
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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