Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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