She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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Houston, we have a blender
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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