I didn't shave. On purpose
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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