I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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