is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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