Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
