:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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