Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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