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say what?
wanna hang out?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
