wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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