I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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