turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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