You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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