he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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