somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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