fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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