ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i've created a new STD.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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