Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????