Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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