i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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