lets start a swedish sibling band together
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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