He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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