i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
