sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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