What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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