i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
