dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Your cock deserves a montage
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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