I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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