Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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