I love black thongs
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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