Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
