I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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