wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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