Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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