My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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