glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize