The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The air was thick with penises
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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