Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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