on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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