THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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