Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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