found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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