Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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