Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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