nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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