Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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