Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
