saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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