honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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