Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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