So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
So much rum. So many feels.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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