We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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