He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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