Jerry, you need to find god
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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