when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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