uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Be still, my beating vagina.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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