Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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